Happy Big Waste of Paper Day!

Although Sam and I agreed that we wouldn't do anything special he arranged something wonderful anyway. When I came home there was a note on the apartment building door that said:

Hello, Bekah!
Come inside.
Leave your purse,
Let's go for a ride.

Clue# 1
The Place Where Crapper Goes.

So I went upstairs into our apartment and checked the cat's little cardboard house and found nothing. I took the more obvious route and found another note in the litter box.

Good Job!
Clue# 2
Find the place of urination.

I thought, balcony, but looked in the toilet and found:

Clue# 2.5
You were close.
Think Andrew!

So I went to the balcony and found another note on the chair out there.

Clue#4
Jesse Q is mighty gay.
Go to the computer
and the clue you can...
(play)

The computer was on the dining table, open with Itunes up. A song was selected. Clue 4 by Sam Agger, Album: Play Me All the Way Through. The song was the first 50 seconds or so of Dead Angels by Vast, but at the very end was Sam's voice saying: "Look in the microwave!"

Clue# 5
We have our boom-boom-boom inside our ________....

That was a no-brainer. On the bed I found another note:

As you know I like to fuck
Highrides are fun
Check the ____!

That one was kind of hard because I couldn't really read part of it, but once I realized what it said I ran out to the truck and found yet another note on the seat:

Emo kids are dull as shit
In the woods they go to sit...
Walk the way we went...

At the opening to the trail in the woods behind the apartment complex I found another note taped to a stick propped up in a pile of leaves:

Very good!
You're almost done,
To the apartment you should run.

So I moseyed on back to the apartment. I guess I was a little too quick for him becuase Sam was still waiting for me in the closet. He was just walking out as I was walking in. While I was in the woods he was supposed to put a new note on the door saying:

In the door is where you'll find
My big fat 'ol behind
Close your eyes.
Inside is your surprise!
Love: Sam.

For me Sam had gotten a literal MOUNTAIN of chocolate, a pack of cigarettes, a bottle of wine (which is mighty tasty!), and he's making us dinner as I'm typing!

I feel kind of bad that I don't have anything special for him, but bah, his birthday is in three days and if I gave him what I have for him now it'll make his actual present too obvious.

Besides, I made him a nice card yesterday.